Ummmmm, It's August...?

Evidently, it is mid-August.  Diaries of a Busy Mom.  Yeah, that's no shit.  I got on here to say "hello" to the World and about choked when I saw that my last post was in...January.  Awesome.  Have I really been THAT busy??

In my best "fast forward voice and video speed," let me catch you up.
1)  G is now 11 going on whatever age of pre-pubecent boy sucks the most.  1st season baseball is over, and Fall Ball is about to start
2)  B is about to turn 8 going on attitudic demon (yes, I did make up the word attitudic).  Cheer season is in full swing with new routines and new roles on the team.
3)  I graduated and have that expensive piece of paper in a cool leather binder.
4)  New job, new home, new beginning.  No need to expand on that

We have been busy.  Sorry guys.  My mom-timeouts have been full of painting the new house and figuring out how to do it without shell-shocking my hubby to death.
The summer went too fast.  Wasn't yesterday June 1st?  No, really, its a serious question.  The kiddos start school in just a week and a half, and while I am internally doing a Happy Dance, I still missed too much.
It's August.  Ummmmmmm.  Can we rewind a little bit?